DLEWS VOULMN 2 ISSUE 4

EVENTS AND CHANGES…..

I’ll start with the changes…theres 2 new sections in my paper this week

1) is the article section [ where I’ll write something like a big event , YOU my readers send in stories or poems to be in my paper it will be in that section]

2) Is the song section where I give out?

Give the name of an artistGive

the name of a song

Or give the name some lyrics in a song and YOU will have to figure

Out the title, artist, sing a particular song.

Almost like a Q+A column for songs……

Moving on to

EVENTS…..

We had a basketball game on Wednesday night against Owen, we lost….Some say it was because Owen cheated, and there was a fight at the game of who won……

We also had a b-ball {basketball} game last Monday against Erwin and we won….b/c they had the awesome Reynolds dance team!!!!….jk….

The next Reynolds dance team’s performance is January 31^st

At the conference, state board community thing [idk what it’s called]

4. Today the BOB [battle of books] team is in a competition against Cane Creek…” we are going to kick their butts!!!” – says Brian….

5. On Tuesday the math counts 6^th

Grade team went on a competition, and completed many other middle schools. After that they went to ci ci‘s pizza and some1 told matt they pay him to eat like 15 cinnamon rolls. But he only ate 8

6. That it for front page news this week…Moving on to Bdays……..

B-DAYS…

Skyler 5/17/96Kourtnai

4/12/96

Tyler E. 2/22/96Jonathan

A. 11/12/95

Alcia Keys 1/25Justin

Timberlake 1/31Orlando Bloom 1/13

 

Now the new section

The Article Portion

Of my paper……

 

JUSTUS KISSED BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Now let me clarify that neither Justus nor Brian is gay….okay????

It all started at lunch, max said that he would give Justus lot of money if he kissed Brian. For some reason Justus believed max and he and Brian had a make- out fest…..LOL….JK JK JK JK JK

They did NOT have a make out fest but they did kiss…..then matt asked Justus how much it would cost if Justus kissed Evan and then all this crazy stuff of whom kissing who and all that crap. I can’t believe Justus actually did what he did, guys are scared to sit beside him now …LOL JK JK JK JK ….

And one more time

JUSTUS IS NOT GAY……or is he??????

 

Next should be my awesome medieval story, but apparently its not so I added a new story, called

“Comedy love “The

main characters are Matt and Kara….

 

One day Kara was walking home from school & saw matt a few steps in front of her, she ran a little to catch up to him. Matt seemed lost in ‘La La Land b/c he didn’t seem to notice her. He finally noticed her when she slapped on his arm, and then he fell into a mud/water. Then it started to rain. “Omg! Im so sorry, I totally didn’t mean to do that,I didn’t know u were so weak, want me to help u up?”. and she held out her scary knuckle hand. Matt said “ Oh NO YOU didn’t!!!!!!!”. he did the head bob thing and the index finger swing, but he took her hand and she helped him, almost. Since he has water/mud on his hands they were kind of slippery. And so half way up of the process he fell again and hit his bum. This time creating a bigger splash. Matt got soaked for the 2^nd time and Kara got a little wet. “ oh, no you didn’t

!!!”. kara also did the head bobbing and the finger pointing. She also asked him….will you go out with me then left. Matt was like at tear point now so he started singing.

“I’m all alone there’s none here beside me….”

Then from no where old woman cayla came out and said. “WTF???? Why are you singing in the rain???? You’ll get sick, now go away, I’ll even pay you if you shut up. Matt accepted the money. And the dear, kind old lady left. Now matt was humming in the rain is his mind and back to “ LA LA LAND”…..

Then he woke up, and started yelling saying “ why am I so lame!!!! L then he fell asleep.

The End

 

Moving on to GOssip

 

New student on the endeavor team named…Tyler Presley. Not related to Elvis and used to go to Oakley back a long, long time ago. J

Kaila and Sam are still together

Evan has a girl friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her name is Jalicia.

Max,evan, Brice got hair cuts…..none of the girls like their hair but Evan’s doesn’t look like it changed much.

Madison is still going out with Jordan.

Matt and kara are going out.

Justus might be with Brian….lol

Howie has a blue crazer

Advice columnist name is “ mr.effronfergiesnuffle”

STEYEN has a neighbor with a dog who has AIV { idk what the name of the disease is either…}

Madison’s middle name is DiannaMy

room is pink and green

Brandi has a crush on some guy named Luke, he home schooled, and she calls him “ lukie-pookie” [ how romantic]

“PH” has a small/ long mustache

 

New sectionSong column

 

Heres a part of a song ….if you know the answer write the name of the song and who sings it.

 

“ no one , no one, no one, can’t get in the way of what I’m feeling”

Write the answers on a piece of paper, good luck with that. J

 

Extra

So, how was my paper this week?

I thought it was kinda funny, anyway…..

Remember to check out my website for da paper

www.dlnewskte.wordpress.com

There are no capitols, or spaces

Hope you liked my paper this, remember to show school spirit and QUOTE

“a sphere is a pointless shape” – anonymous