Posted by: dlnews | April 21, 2008

couple calculation

Wow! You can not
Believe how fast couples change in ACRMS
One second there together
The next minute there broken up
Then there are people like me who are single and loving it
Who don’t get mixed up in this
Mashed up drama!
But I guess if you love that person “enough” you’ll stay together
But again only for another minute………….

Following my poem we’ll move into the

Couple Calculation
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So much has happened since my last paper,
Here’s a recap
Last times issue

Matt and Kara were going out, BUT they almost broke up…and eventually did…
Brice broke up with Taylor……..
Madison and Jordan still together but also broke up and now is broken up
Anna and George nothing really new, there still together…more boring than K+S
And finally the really boring couple
Kaila and Sam, {they almost broke up too!} and did!!!

Now the NEW COUPLES……………
Heather and Brice went out 4 times
TAYLOR AND TYLOR E.!!!!!!!

Another ordinary day, another ordinary lunch, kind of …………
Madison F. happen to be sitting near Matt and his “posse”
And I blame Justus that this happened,
Justus said something to Madison, and then our side of the table we got that Matt broke up with Kara cause he wanted to go out with Madison, so then all of matt’s buddies said that matt broke up with Kara for REAL! And then Kara almost cried, but she didn’t instead she got more red. SO later on……like a few weeks later Kara got braces and that afternoon matt broke up with her. BTW it was Thursday we didn’t have school on Friday.
K-NOTES: Kind of sad how they broke up like that, I mean he was like IN LOVE with her but not all good things last ……. Lol
2. Brice and Taylor…… {Sigh} well you would think Taylor [the spunky girl] broke them up but it was actually Brice, which is kinda werid, but heres the story, if you don’t know Shawn, they you probably don’t pay attention to much but anyway Shawn likes Taylor. So Shawn dared Brice to break up with Taylor and crap so he did and he got 1 dollar, was that even worth it? After this he comes back begging that he was wrong it was just a joke. She said no of course and that’s how they ended. BUT even before this event they had broken up once and had gotten back together.
K-NOTES: Well to me its not a shocker that they broke up, the shocker of the relationship was that they got together in the first place as I said in my last issue “Beauty and the shorter beauty/ ½ beast……….get the point?

3. They broke up once then they went out together, again….. Heres why they broke the 1st time: he is freaky annoying, OMG u can not believe it, and LOL anyway he kept annoying her and getting on her nerves.
I mean, he had 3 chances and he blew it! He should have been more careful, don’t you think so……but I guess it doesn’t matter because they eventually broke up and then went back out together again. I’ll tell you why they went back out together again later. So they’re broken up for a few days, I have no idea why she decides to give him another chance, I mean he begs you for forgiveness and then you give it to him, after he was being such a jerk [ no offense ] and BTW if you haven’t figured out yet this couple is Madison and Jordan. J Anyway ….. After going out again, spring break comes and she decides she should have not given him another chance and now she is tired of him, so my her right hand man — Anna tells him that he should break up with Madison cause if he doesn’t, then she is going to break up with him. But because he is Jordan he doesn’t listen and so she – Madison couldn’t take it anymore and broke up with him……
Finally!!!

K-NOTES : I thought that would never happen, but it finally did that’s all I have to say…well jt is single now so, if you like him heres your freaking chancE

4. Anna and George, they are more boring than Kaila and Sam, they hardly talk and if you count saying hi in the hallway, then something is wrong. Nothing new really, except by the time you read this paper they’ll probably be broken up.

K-NOTES: “this couple is as fun as rocks “and BTW rocks are really fun J

5. Being 2nd place in the boring couple thing, they actually got a little interesting…..they almost broke up and then did just like m+k

sam dumped kaila bucuz of jonathan a. thats wat someppl said

other ppls said that cuz they neva talk…………..

but i think its a combination and it probably is…….so yea ……..

K-NOTES: interestingly exquisite wasn’t it???

New Couples
1. Brice and Taylor were together, now that there apart, they both bounce back fast. Brice was together with Heather, but they were on and off constantly, about 4 times you know the routine. It was heather that did the breaking up. Now to Taylor. Taylor is currently with Tyler E. and evidently they like each other for real, but my secret source says Tyler doesn’t like “like” taylor…..but who knows…

K-NOTES: well…………………… {speechless}……….well, I do have one thing to say, when are they going to break up

that’s it for couple calculation this week….. Until next time my fellow readers ß TACKY


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